BEAST STEAK SALAD

When you think of healthy eating, you think salads. And theeeeen, you think of slicing your wrists. Don't lie. You have this negative idea that salads are boring. If you don't think this way and you love everything about salads, then skip the next paragraph and advance to GO and collect $200. Wait, that's monopoly. Go straight to the recipe.

Before I give you this recipe, you're gonna have to get that silly idea out of your head. I mean it. Right now I want you to think of the word salad. Just do it. Do you want the recipe or not? Ok, now that you're thinking of salad I want you to think of all the good things you like about salads. It doesn't even have to be a salad as whole; it could be toppings you like in your salad. Let's go. start thinking. I'm not asking you to hump a salad ok, just think of some good things. Don't make this hard.